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The Official asdf Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this is site is all about asdf, REAL asdf. This site is awesome. My name is Pierre and I can't stop thinking about asdf. These letters are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. asdf is a mammal.
2. asdf fights ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the asdf is to flip out and kill people.
Weapons and gear:
The A
the "d" The "f"
Testimonial:
asdf can kill anyone they want! Asdf eats people ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. This guy is so crazy and awesome that it flips out ALL the time. I heard that there was this asdf who was jkl;ing in the email. And when some aoeu dropped a letter, the asdf killed the whole email. My friend A.C. said that he saw an asdf totally uppercut some qwerty just because the qwerty opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that asdf has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or it will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
asdf is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Asdf is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start Typing Lessons next year. I love asdf with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about asdf?
A: asdf is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand it doesn't give a crap, but on the other hand, asdf is very careful and precise.
Q: I heard that asdf is always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, asdf can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What does asdf do when it's not cutting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of its free time is spent typing, but sometime they Instant Message. (Ask A.C. if you don't believe me.)
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